In re: Purported western meals cooked by certain kinds of English speaking people in India. 

Many Bharatiya peopleS will say that their English speaking cousin who lives in Noida, Gurugram, Navi Mumbai, Whitefield et al makes it better. [The one who enjoys 'lovely desi khana' when she visits her home-smart-city where there are no suitable jobs even in Viksit Bharat.]

PS: Many such Bharatiya PeopleS do ‘net practice’ thinking about their cousins’ wives who fit the above description.